Thursday, July 19, 2007

These are the Jokes


A divorce court judge has ruled that Heather Mills, the soon-to-be former spouse of Paul McCartney, is not entitled to any portion of Mr. McCartney's financial estate. In what is being hailed by commentators as a harsh decision, the judge ruled that in making her claim, Ms. Mills "didn't have a leg to stand on."

Walking away from her marriage empty-handed, Ms. Mills, despite her appearance on television's "Dancing with the Stars," will be forced to find regular employment. Industry insiders agree this should not be a problem for Ms. Mills, as she has already received several inquiries as to her availability, and most notably a lucrative offer to serve as spokesperson for the well-known restaurant chain "International House of Pancakes." (Wait for it...)

I don't dance, people.

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